Closing Time Rules: A Guide for Humans Who Have Not Been Asked to Leave
The cafe closes at 6 PM, in theory.
Tag saucer
The Loyalty Card Audit: Every Tenth Purr Free, in Theory
An investigation into whether anyone has ever earned the reward.
Behind the Counter: A Typical Day, Measured in Spillages
An hour by hour account of life at Purrcolator Cafe, as told by the dishcloth.