The Pastry Cabinet Mystery: A Count Of One Fewer Than Yesterday
Our resident detective investigates the disappearing cakes.
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Cafe Etiquette For Humans: Seven Rules For Sitting Near A Cat
A short guide to avoiding mistakes with the permanent residents.
Closing Time Rules: A Guide for Humans Who Have Not Been Asked to Leave
The cafe closes at 6 PM, in theory.
Whole Bean Bag, Torn Open: Our Sourcing Policy Explained
How we choose our beans, and how the beans choose us.
The Loyalty Card Audit: Every Tenth Purr Free, in Theory
An investigation into whether anyone has ever earned the reward.
Behind the Counter: A Typical Day, Measured in Spillages
An hour by hour account of life at Purrcolator Cafe, as told by the dishcloth.
Wake Up Call: How Our 4:30 AM Subscription Really Works
A warning to all who sign up for the morning rush.
Letters to the Counter: I Ordered a Flat White and Received a Stare
Our customer care desk answers real concerns with unreal calm.
The Barista Who Cannot Pour: A Profile of Espresso Paws
Our head barista explains his methods, none of which involve the machine.
New Autumn Menu: Everything Is Warm, Nothing Is Yours
A press release about seasonal drinks and the cat who has already tried them.