Cafe Etiquette For Humans: Seven Rules For Sitting Near A Cat
A short guide to avoiding mistakes with the permanent residents.
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Closing Time Rules: A Guide for Humans Who Have Not Been Asked to Leave
The cafe closes at 6 PM, in theory.
Behind the Counter: A Typical Day, Measured in Spillages
An hour by hour account of life at Purrcolator Cafe, as told by the dishcloth.
Wake Up Call: How Our 4:30 AM Subscription Really Works
A warning to all who sign up for the morning rush.
Letters to the Counter: I Ordered a Flat White and Received a Stare
Our customer care desk answers real concerns with unreal calm.